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Toronto Pride Toptions

Can’t wait for Pride weekend and all the Jägispresso shots. Check out Mary and my schedule below.

Saturday: Hotnuts Christmas with CHRISTEENE

Is it that time of year already? That’s right, it’s Christmas! Pride is gonna be extra festive this year, we’re sending a crisco fueled jet alllllll the way to TexAss to pick up international skank superstar CHRISTEENE and DJ JJ Booya.

Celebrate with us at the Canadian re…lease party for CHRISTEENE’s first album ‘WASTE UP, KNEEZ DOWN‘ (iTunes). This self produced 13 track album chronicles CHRISTEENE’s tumultuous life throughout the past 3 years, delving deep into the back rooms, bright lights, and burnt offerings of this talented nightmare.
Check out all CHRISTEENE videos, xpecially “Tears from my Pussy“, “African Mayonnaise” and “Bustin’ Brown“. Them festive jingle balls will be ringing loud and hard.

We’ve got an Xtended Xmas LickHer Licence till 4am.
This will be one Christmas to remember – if you’re able to.

To get you in the skanky HO-liday mood, here are some outfit toptions:
– The Holy Ghost Whisperer
– Crib-wetting Baby Jebus
– Old, frankincest & mHer
– Virgin bloody Mary
– Santa Gayby
– The North Hole
– Pornstar of David
– Rudolf the Rosebuded Reindeer
– The Three Wise Vagi
– Snow baller
– Snort machine

Saturday, June 30 – 10:30 pm to 4:30 am
The Garrison, 1197 Dundas St W

CHRISTEENE performance at midnight
Hosted by Mary Messhausen
Xmas guest star Regina The GentleLady
Djs das hussy, produzentin and Bitz play gingerbread house all night long
El Bear Ho serving the door

$10 limited presale tickets at
Rotate This – 801 Qween St W. @ Niagara
Soundscape – 572 College St. @ Manning
$12 at the door

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Friday: Screeening CHRISTEENE

Friday, June 29 – 8 pm to 10 pm
The Garrison, 1197 Dundas St W

Video screening and Q&A with CHRISTEENE and PJ Raval
Presented by CFMDC and Hotnuts

Hosted by Mary Messhausen and produzentin
$5 cover at the door

CHRISTEENE will be giving pride weekend the skanky start it deserves with a screening of music videos released through the singer’s collaborative efforts with award winning filmmaker and cinematographer, PJ Raval. Screen gems such as ‘Tears From My Pussy’, ‘African Mayonnaise’ and ‘Bustin’ Brown’ will be screened followed by a Q&A with CHRISTEENE, PJ Raval and DJ JJ Booya.

Friday: Party City

WHY DONT YOU GO BACK TO PARTY CITY WHERE YOU CAME FROM?!??!

*******LARRY TEE (NYC/LONDON)*******
//////STEREOGAMOUS (SYDNEY)\\\\\\
Special performance by Betti Forde
Hosted by Cotton Venus, Scooter and Sammy D

Friday, June 29
The Garrison 1197 Dundas St W
$10 before 11, more after. Arrive early.

Thursday: THUMPER – Scissor Sisters Afterparty

Mary Messhausen, produzentin, and Scooter would like to invite you to get thumped at THUMPER!

Scissor Sisters are coming to Toronto on Thursday the 28th so let’s show them a good time while they’re in town! This will be the kick off to your Pride weekend so get cute and… come out.

DJs of the night:
Sammy Jo (Scissor Sisters Tour DJ)
Scooter
Travis (W E A K E N D S P R E L U D E)
&
SPECIAL GUESTS!

Bambi’s
1265 Dundas St W
$5 or free with your concert stub

WE DEMAND REDUX

Join us in the Toronto Pride Parade this Sunday.
I’m going to be djing on the AGYU float and Mary Messhausen is going to Pride it up.

More information
m-ran.tumblr.com
wedemand.tumblr.com

WE DEMAND

The Art Gallery of York University (AGYU) Dreams BIG at Pride Toronto this year! AGYU and artist Matthew-Robin Nye team up with the Trans, Bi, Lesbian, Gay Alliance at York (TBLGAY), York Federation of Students (YFS), and the SexGen York Committee for the We Demand Redux with a booth at the Pride Street Fair on Saturday July 2nd to Sunday July 3rd and a specially designed float in the 31st annual Pride Parade on Sunday 3rd July 2011, starting at 2pm at Bloor and Church Street.

This year marks the 40-year anniversary of the ‘We Demand’ March in Canada. The march was comprised of about 150 men and women on a rainy day on Parliament Hill in Ottawa with placards stating ‘We Demand!’ with a list of ten required amendments to the Canadian constitution on items related to sexuality.

We Demand Redux is a series of actions, which bring attention to issues facing the Queer community today. Functioning as an education campaign, We Demand Redux honours the history of the Gay Rights and affiliated movements over its 40-year history in Canada. This open-ended campaign is an homage to the leaders of this community both present and past who have shaped one of the most progressive democracies in world history. We Demand Redux empowers the audience to create their own demands, give voice to their frustrations, and issues of interest during the Pride Parade.

The We Demand Redux demands your attention and participation! With a custom designed float and message campaign – visible through tshirts, placards, ballots, and the York University booth – the We Demand Redux looks at the past and forward to the future of Queer activism in Canada. Backing up the redux, DJ Produzentin and Mary Messhausen perform live, bouncing the truck with a heavy, house-pop remix.

How to participate:

DEMONSTRATE! March with us in the Pride Parade
SUBMIT! Your demands at the wedemand.tumblr.com
VISIT! The booth to cast your ballot in person.
SUPPORT! Partner with the project.

The We Demand Redux strives to provide a galvanized platform for all to draw attention to the history of LGBT activism in Canada, contemporary issues faced by members of the broad queer community, the de-politicized nature of the Pride Parade, and to reinvigorate an exciting history.

WE DEMAND SHIRTS

I Am What I Am

I first saw this clip when Cody Critcheloe of SSION tweeted it two weeks ago. Forgot about it and remembered today.

This afternoon I thought, it would be genius to have Ke$ha at Hotnuts with her vapid lyrics and exactly this performance. On the other hand, the tiny German flags on the backup dancers’ outfits make me want to roll my eyes into the back of my head. Or to quote a line from the song: “Our bodies going numb.” But I don’t want to let these things take the great camp of the performance away from me.

Related & recommended: Katy Perry, Ke$ha, and the Great Gay-Pander-Off of 2010

This is Halloween

It’s been three years since our last Hallonuts Hotween. More then enough time to bring back the scariest of all Hotnuts: We will ram the Beaver with baby pumpkins & toddler ghosts. Come early to avoid lineup!

Saturday, October 30, 10:30pm
Performance by MD – Margot & David at midnight
Hosted by Mary Messhausen
DJs Colin Bergh and produzentin

Door: El Bear Ho
$5 cover, free in drag

The Beaver
1192 Queen St. W.

Suckle that!

Pridetoberfest

Mary, Tante Karen, Tante Proddy

OMG so OOC. That was so much fun. Thank you for making Pridetoberfest all about Hosen- and Dirndl-SPASS. Only abroad can this German girl handle so much gay Germanness.

Tante Karen started the evening by djing her favourite deutsche Sänger: Heino. What a treat that was for all of us! And the highlights just kept on rolling out of the barrel: Polka Queen Maija worked the accordion with a traditional Scorpions song, we had a Chug-A-Lug and a corndog eating contest. And not to forget, a super lustige sausage strut around the Beaver Stube.

Pridetoberfest is what we want every month. Can’t wait for next year.

(On a side note, I have sold this website to facebook for $1. The advantage is that you can leave comments with your facebook login. Just hit the “facebook connect” button at the end of this post and comment along. Thanks, proddy)

More pics after the jump, tons more on flickr.

Willkommen, Grüzi!

Gunther

Proddy & Mustardbeard

Samara and Tante Karen

Proddy, Peggles, Gunther

Matthew

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Willkommen in der Beaver Stube

Zur Beaver Stube

Let’s roll out the barrel! Your two favourite parties of the year like a double dildo, broken in half and shoved into one gay hole. Eat your bretzel under the gay rainbow.

It’s all about Gemütlichkeit.
Enjoy a chicken dance with your friends at the Beaver Stube.

Tante Mistress and Tante Proddy are here to show you the love of Pridetoberfest.

Friday, October 22nd, 10:30pm
Zur Beaver Stube
1192 Queen St. W.

Performance by Polka Queen Maija at midnight
Special guest appearances by Miss Pridetoberfests 2009 and 2010

Join in on the traditional German:
*** Bierstein Chug-A-Lug Gay Faceoff
*** Sausage strut around the Stube
*** How much Gay Wurst can you handle?

Under the Beerstein Rainbow

Volcanic Hotnuts Asses

If you follow Hotnuts on facebook, you saw that we had a different theme planned for Saturday. Sadly, dance hall queen Jamaica can’t perform this month. So, we had to change the theme and music”¦ We will bring Jamaica to Hotnuts as soon as possible. This Saturday, you can witness the amazing Fay Slift going down on us like a volcano.

Yes, we’re having Hotnuts Volcanic Asses.
Come and erupt all over us. Cover us in assh.

Performance by the one and only Ladybear Extraordinaire Fay Slift
Hosted by Mary Messhausen
DJs das hussy and produzentin
Doors: El Bear Ho

Saturday, April 24th, 10:30 pm
The Beaver
1192 Queen St. W.
$5 cover, free in drag

Fay Slift is going to erupt this Saturday!

Omar’s Little Secret

I’m a bit behind with The Wire, having just watched season 2. Anyhow, I discovered Omar’s little secret: He was in a Madonna music video, you guessed it: Secret.

More interesting than homo Omar is his cute bf, Dante. I would rob drugs for him, too.
More pictures of the faggy-butchy-thug Wire couple after the jump. In total gaction.
Gay. Gay. Gay. Gay Gayness.

Omar in Secret
Omar Little in Madonna’s Secret
Don’t ask me about the Nelly boy behind him, haven’t figured him out. Yet.

Dante and Omar
Dante and Omar in The Wire

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