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Hurls Night Out! Hotnuts Betchelorette

Always a Betchelorette, never a bridegroom. Your happiest dream is coming true: one night in a perpetual Betchelorette loop. Get your stretch limo marks ready and bring your best vom-it girls. It’s hurls night out!

Performances by
*** Donnarama
*** Nancy Bocock
*** Mary Messhausen
*** Peg Zilla
*** and Buzz Darling with her first show

Hotnuts Betchelorette
Saturday, March 29 – 10:30 pm
Door $8 before 11:30 – $10 after

The Garrison
1197 Dundas St W @ Ossignton

Hosted by Mary Messhausen
Djs produzentin and das hussy

Betchelorette

We got some xxtra festive oufit ideas to party like the bridegroom is going to be left at the altar:

- Butchelorette
- BriDOLL
- Bride to Beetlejuice

- Lord of the ring bearers
- Common Outlaw
- Weeding Cake
- High Priest

- Chip & Dipendale #foodie
- Betchelorette Degree in Fun
- Mother of the shroom
- Four weddings and a furry hole
- Made of Horror

- Breast Man
- Gif registry
- Judas Priestess

- De-flower girls
- Justice of the piece of ass
- Vicar in a Muumuu

It’s Halloqween!

Join us for the alien invasion at the off-limits Hotnuts Halloqween Area 69. We’re awaiting the rise of an advanced polygender species from the cross-pollination of low hanging spore fog and reproductive dumplings.

Win a trip to the outer rim of Uranus in our best alien life form costume contest
(trip valued at $100)

Performances by Miss Fluffy Souffle & Fay Slift & friends
Hosted by Mary Messhausen
DJs das hussy and Produzentin

Saturday, October 26, 10:30 pm
The Garrison, 1197 Dundas St W @ Ossignton

$8 before 11:30 / $10 after
El Bear Ho and Brend-Ova at the door

This time the outfit toptions are AssTrollogy inspired:
- ShE.T.
- Ferengay
- Xenu Xena
- Crocs Circles

- MySpace Junk
- Lea Delorean
- Men in Black Holes
- Stargape
- Alien Shartifacts
- Captain PrickHard
- Ass Invaders

- Ghost Lusters vs Thrusters
- KD Krang vs KD Kang
- Martina Navratilovalien
- Lunafish

And for all of you who want to go on Troll Wars we have The Triple X Files for you:
- Princess Labia
- Barf Vader
- C3P-HO
- Queen Amidildo
- Pizza The Hutt (or any creature from Space Balls)

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Pridenuts: HI-NRG DOLLphins feat. HARD TON

For Pridenuts we’re dripping with excitement to present the Canadian premiere of the Italian duo HARD TON – all the way from Venice! The biggest disco queen of the XXI Century will thrust you to the next level with Sylvester-styled falsettos and the acid beats of DJ Wawashi.
*** Check their videos
*** HARD TON facebook page
*** HARD TON soundcloud page

And yes, Hotnuts is going HI-NRG with an underwater DOLLphins theme! Get dressed up as your favourite sea creature and dive deep into the party abyss. All species and LGBTTIQQ2S are welcome to join our underwater DOLLphin multi-verse.

Saturday, June 29, 10:30pm to 4:30 am
The Garrison
1197 Dundas St. West @ Ossignton

Performance by HARD TON at midnight
Hosted by Mary Messhausen
Djs Jeremy Glenn, das hussy and produzentin

$10 limited presale tickets *** NOW SOLD OUT ***
There are plenty of tickets at the door – come early to avoid disappointment.
$15 cover – El Bear Ho serving the door

Here are some of your dress up toptions for the underwater multi-verse:
* Sea Whores
* Octo Pussy Mom
* Great White Shart
* Nightinwhale
* Womanatee
* Sponge Slob
* Blingray
* UReeL
&
* DOLLphin (of course) and what about TROLLphin?

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Hotnuts BooT Dance in Austin

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We’re very excited to bring our moist Hotnuts from TorontHO down south for the Queerbomb weekend. Come and ravish our Austin virginity!

Get soaked in the early Sunday evening BooT Dance vibes.
How hawt is your hangover? How deep is your love? How big is your BooT?

Mary, proddy and CHRISTEENE present: Hotnuts BooT Dance

Sunday, June 2nd – 7pm to 11pm
Cheer Up Charlie’s
1104 E 6 St., Austin, TX

Hosted by
*** Mary Messhausen and CHRISTEENE

Performances by
*** CHRISTEENE
*** Mary Messhausen
& more added soon

DJs
*** proddy
*** das hussy
*** and the very special JJ Booya

Watch your wallets
*** Mary’s daughter Peg Zilla is so broke(n) she’ll steal your e-dentity.

A Kiss From A Rosebud

Hibernation is finally over and we’re back with our juicy & floral spring theme: Hotnuts – Everything is Coming Up Rosebuds

For this special occasion we’re very happy to invite Shaun J. Wright to take the Hotnuts stage. This will be his first solo performance since his time with Hercules and Love Affair. His vocals are all over the second H&LA album, Blue Songs. Our ripe buds are bursting with excitement!
Currently, Shaun is exhilarating dance floors as a DJ and is featured on several acclaimed releases with Stereogamous, Kiki, System of Survival with more stellar collaborations on the horizon for 2013. He is also finishing his long-awaited solo EP.

Here are some spring has sprung costume ideas, so pucker up and get ready for a kiss from the rosebud:

- Gutterflies
- Daffodildo
- Orchid the Killer Whale
- Violet Femme

- Humpingbirds
- Grass Poppers
- Lady Pug
- Stem cell phone
- Axl Rosebud

- Highbiscus
- BloomHER
- Lulu Lemon Pie
- Daisy Puke

Saturday, April 6 – 10:30 pm
The Garrison, 1197 Dundas St. W.

*** Performance by Shaun J Wright at midnight ***
* with T.O.’s own dancers Dynasty Omega-Ninja & Angel Omega-Paciotti *

Hosted by RoseMary Messhausen
DJs Shaun J Wright, das hussy and produzentin

$10 limited presale tickets available at
Rotate This – 801 Qween St W. @ Niagara
Soundscape – 572 College St. @ Manning

$13 at the door
El Bear Ho and Bren-Dovah at the door

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Everything Is Coming Up Rosebuds

Born and raised in West suburban Chicagoland, Shaun J. Wright spent most of his teen years immersed in the sounds of house music. His love for dance music expanded throughout his high school years as he partook in the underground dance scene now globally known as Juke. While in undergrad at Morehouse College in Atlanta, he developed his skills as a dancer/voguer in professional dance companies and the ballroom scene.

After acquiring an MA Fashion Curation, from the London College of Fashion, Wright enjoyed an active career in fashion in New York City. That is where he met Andrew Butler, founder of Hercules and Love Affair, and began a whirlwind collaboration with the ensemble as a vocalist.

It’s Going To Be A Gory Hole

Get your strap on for a wet and wild ride on the catpig! Yes, ’tis the season of the Halloqween. It’s time for all the gargoyles to come out to spray their gender fluids on the CryptkeepHer. Lez go.

We have an all star performance line up that will turn the stage into a deep and dark gory hole:
*** Jenna Syde
*** Keith Cole
*** ManChyna
*** The Nurse & Monster
There’s a couple of Hotnuts virgins in the mix, it’s gonna get sticky!!!

And who is the nastiest of them all? $100 goes to the best Halloqween costume! The winner also gets humped by the catpig for ten minutes. Purrrrrrrrrrroink.

Hotnuts Halloqween
Saturday, October 27, 10:30 pm

Hosted by Mary Messhausen
DJs das hussy and produzentin

El Bear Ho at the door
$8 before 11:30 – $10 after

The Garrison
1197 Dundas St. W. @ Ossignton