That was the perfect last Hotnuts at The Beaver, where we always felt at home. Thank you Beaver team & much love. Now, after 5 years, the magical carpet is going to take us to a new destination.

Thanks to all Genie’s for making last Friday such a special night and keeping the mirage alive. Watch Gentlelady Regina’s performance at the end of this post. There was a serious camera malfunction during Nancy’s XXX number (aka she is incontinent), so we can’t post it hurrr.

See you after the summer break at our new location in Dubai!
More pictures after the jump, gazillion more on the flickrs.

Mary and my ensemble by Mary Messhausen.

DU-BYE!

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That was the perfect 5th Hotnuts anniversary. Thank you all for dressing up and packing the Lobster Beach Resort.

Keith Cole’s performance took a couple of hours as he installed a Hotnuts birthday sign across the street from The Beaver. The scaffolding of the Bohemian Embassy never looked so beautiful. The audience inside couldn’t be happier: they got a shower of pink lobster spawn from Mary and me and hot clam chowder from Wilbur Junior. What more can you ask for, really?

Check out the pics after the jump, much more on flickr.

Mary and my dress by Mary Messhausen.
Our make up by Miss Margot.

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Lady Darling took the stage and made love to her sister mannequin sex troll doll. All the bingo trolls in the house were screaming: BINGO! It was almost like on Planet Bingo. Just fyi: Bingo means troll in Bingonese.

More pics after the jump and all trolls on flickr.

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Last week Mary Messhausen and I were in New York for Cosima von Bonin’s opening. Surprise: It got a little bit messy. Mary kicked me to the curb and then she (as in I) lost in ring in all the garbageness. But it was so comfy.

For Hotnuts: The Social Nutswork Mary Messhausen handed out Oscarettes for Best Armani outfits. Salvation Armani that is. The House of Monroe took the stage afterwards with Twisted, Vixxen and Snoopy vogueing in total pre-Oscar über red carpet celebration. After their drops, Twisted mc’ed a runway battle with Peggles, Vanessa, Duncy and Splits.

Hotnuts is taking a break in March, we’re back April 23rd.

More pictures after the jump & more on flickr.

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