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Love Saves The Day

produzentin — Wed, 18 Jan 2012 21:11:49 +0000

I waz so blog lazy lazy lazy that I didn’t post Mary and my looks from the Love Saves The Day party in December. So here they are.

And for the next Love Saves The Day Jaime Sin and I will be re-united at the decks after eons. Join us on the dance floor at The Beaver. Saturday, February 4th from 11 pm.

HALLOQWEEN²

produzentin — Wed, 09 Nov 2011 06:00:38 +0000

All pictures by Miguel Jacob. OOC². THANKS SO MUCH. XO. Make sure to follow him on twitther.

flickr set with a little bit of extra.

HALLOQWEEN

produzentin — Wed, 09 Nov 2011 05:13:45 +0000

Gay Christmas brought out the best outfits. Thanks everybody for making HALLOQWEEN such fun!

More photos after the jump, all pics on flickr.

Genie in a Hotnut: Return to Dubai

produzentin — Thu, 30 Jun 2011 11:46:22 +0000

That was the perfect last Hotnuts at The Beaver, where we always felt at home. Thank you Beaver team & much love. Now, after 5 years, the magical carpet is going to take us to a new destination.

Thanks to all Genie’s for making last Friday such a special night and keeping the mirage alive. Watch Gentlelady Regina’s performance at the end of this post. There was a serious camera malfunction during Nancy’s XXX number (aka she is incontinent), so we can’t post it hurrr.

See you after the summer break at our new location in Dubai!
More pictures after the jump, gazillion more on the flickrs.

Mary and my ensemble by Mary Messhausen.

DU-BYE!

Hotnuts at The Lobster Beach Resort

produzentin — Tue, 31 May 2011 02:27:22 +0000

That was the perfect 5th Hotnuts anniversary. Thank you all for dressing up and packing the Lobster Beach Resort.

Keith Cole’s performance took a couple of hours as he installed a Hotnuts birthday sign across the street from The Beaver. The scaffolding of the Bohemian Embassy never looked so beautiful. The audience inside couldn’t be happier: they got a shower of pink lobster spawn from Mary and me and hot clam chowder from Wilbur Junior. What more can you ask for, really?

Check out the pics after the jump, much more on flickr.

Mary and my dress by Mary Messhausen.
Our make up by Miss Margot.

Mannequin Bingo Troll Hotnuts

produzentin — Wed, 27 Apr 2011 00:11:12 +0000

Lady Darling took the stage and made love to her sister mannequin sex troll doll. All the bingo trolls in the house were screaming: BINGO! It was almost like on Planet Bingo. Just fyi: Bingo means troll in Bingonese.

More pics after the jump and all trolls on flickr.

The Whole Truth

produzentin — Fri, 08 Apr 2011 23:03:24 +0000

Last week Mary Messhausen and I were in New York for Cosima von Bonin’s opening. Surprise: It got a little bit messy. Mary kicked me to the curb and then she (as in I) lost in ring in all the garbageness. But it was so comfy.

The Truth

The Social Nutswork

produzentin — Thu, 10 Mar 2011 01:39:56 +0000

For Hotnuts: The Social Nutswork Mary Messhausen handed out Oscarettes for Best Armani outfits. Salvation Armani that is. The House of Monroe took the stage afterwards with Twisted, Vixxen and Snoopy vogueing in total pre-Oscar über red carpet celebration. After their drops, Twisted mc’ed a runway battle with Peggles, Vanessa, Duncy and Splits.

Hotnuts is taking a break in March, we’re back April 23rd.

More pictures after the jump & more on flickr.

Hotnuts Twincest

produzentin — Tue, 01 Feb 2011 16:31:07 +0000

Thanks to all the twins and other creatures that made Hotnuts Twincest a truly incestuous night.

Fay Slift performed Get Outta My Way and Vivienne gave us a Total Eclipse of the Heart. Also, our favourite nurse got baked with a dope cake. Check all the pictures after the jump – 100 on flickr – lot’s of floor rolling fun.

The next Hotnuts is on February 26 and part of the month long 5 Year Beaver Birthday Celebrations. It’s going to be festive!

Tumble Her

Hotnuts JPIV

produzentin — Wed, 01 Dec 2010 01:45:51 +0000

Hotnuts Jurassic Park IV at lots for trannysauruses stumbling on the dance floor after Peg Zilla’s and Tyrantasarus Skanks’ performance unleashed slimey dino eggs. Watch Peg & Skanks eat their offspring.

Thank you for the ancient times. Jurassic never felt so Permian.
Outfits of Mary Messhausen, produzentin, Peg Zilla and Bitz by Mary Messhausen Heritage

More after the jump and on flickr.

Hallonuts Hotween

produzentin — Mon, 01 Nov 2010 12:53:19 +0000

This is how Hotnuts should be every month. Almost everyone was dolled up and ready to party.
Thank you for making Halloween the most fun.

Mary Messhausen’s sister, Vic, dressed up as Mary Messhausen and introduced her granny sibling, Beulah. It was quiet a scandal at Hotnuts actually, because Vic used the word “blowjob” on stage. We were in shock. Then it was the debut performance of Beulah Messhausen. And who doesn’t want to see a hot, big granny strip?
Next up were Margot & Margot in a total twincest number that had all the right ingredients.

So many pictures after the jump, gazillions more on flickr.
Up next it’s blockbuster time: Jurassic Park 4 Hotnuts on November 27.

Pridetoberfest

produzentin — Mon, 25 Oct 2010 01:37:55 +0000

OMG so OOC. That was so much fun. Thank you for making Pridetoberfest all about Hosen- and Dirndl-SPASS. Only abroad can this German girl handle so much gay Germanness.

Tante Karen started the evening by djing her favourite deutsche Sänger: Heino. What a treat that was for all of us! And the highlights just kept on rolling out of the barrel: Polka Queen Maija worked the accordion with a traditional Scorpions song, we had a Chug-A-Lug and a corndog eating contest. And not to forget, a super lustige sausage strut around the Beaver Stube.

Pridetoberfest is what we want every month. Can’t wait for next year.

(On a side note, I have sold this website to facebook for $1. The advantage is that you can leave comments with your facebook login. Just hit the “facebook connect” button at the end of this post and comment along. Thanks, proddy)

More pics after the jump, tons more on flickr.

Willkommen in der Beaver Stube

Hotnuts Sensitivity Training

produzentin — Sun, 26 Sep 2010 23:35:55 +0000

Last night at Hotnuts, Gentleman Reg performed in drag for the first time ever. Shortly after midnight, Gentlelady Reg took the stage with an a cappella rendition of “Like Someone in Love” (originally recorded in the 40s and later included on Bjork’s Debut). Her second song was a stunning cover of Robyn’s “Dancing On My Own” and with that, she broke our hearts. So good. Peg Zilla (Peg’s new name, more on that in an upcoming Hotnuts theme) shot a video of the Lady’s performance, check it out but don’t mind Peg Zilla’s bat-like screaming.

Mary’s outfit was inspired by Mummers, a tradition of her peoples from Newfoundland. My hat was inspired by the bricks my yoga teacher throws at my head every time I start talking to hot boys in yoga class. As you can see, we really tried hard with the sensitivity training theme.

Thanks so much for coming out and the fun times on the dance floor.
Next Hotnuts: October 30th – Hallonuts Hotween for the scariest Saturday of the year.

More pictures after the jump. And on flickr.

Parlez-Vous Hotnuts?

produzentin — Mon, 30 Aug 2010 17:35:21 +0000

Cody Critcheloe was in town for the Toronto premiere of the SSION movie BOY and the afterparty at Hotnuts. So, we kicked off the evening with the screening at Mercer Union. It was the best way to slip into the night – Kansas City style. One of the hightlights of BOY is of course the clip for Clown.

It was kind of no surprise that when we arrived at The Beaver, we (as in I) were already a little effed. When I got reminded that August 29 is Michael Jackson’s birthday, I couldn’t help but play some of his hits early on. Thanks Duncan for requesting Earth Song. Always a crowd pleaser.

Cody had the best Hotnuts stage entry: He fell of the stairs. It was just one of those nights and so much fun. Thanks everybody for coming out.

Below is also a short clip of Cody performing a cover of Grace Jones’ Nightclubbing. Watch out for a cameo by Mary Messhausen.

More pictures after the jump. Even more on flickr.

Mary’s and my favourite ‘Parlez-Vous Hotnuts’ drink: Le Skid Mark. It’s so French to drop a Jägermeister in a half-pint of beer. Just make sure the shot glass is smaller than the beer glass. I tried for minutes to ram the Jägi in.