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Shlumpy Saturday

#harpo #magazine photo shoot for the Hotnuts poster #shlumptember #issue

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dreams can come true: strawberry milk latte #byosm

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sex in her capushitty

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#goodmorning #strawberrymilk #thatsallfolks

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ehm one strawberries mocha latte

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no shlumping

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checking into the party animal hospital #tequilaworm

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HIPPIES USE SIDE DOOR

Back from Vienna for awhile now but I want to go back!
Das Jahr 2014 Hat Sowas Von Ein Rad Ab.
So many Ypsilons at the Cosima von Bonin opening.

Mary Messhausen, Doc Nancy and I were giving out sexy bureaucratic butt stampings that turned everyone into an avid collector. Because of all the hot red tape most people could only get 2 stamps. So if you have more than 2 THEN you must have 3 or even 4 stamps (if you were able to get Cosima’s stamp). It was all about the STAMPS!

Cosima

Marathon

Mykonos

The Y3

where's my selfie stick?

The Ypsilon 5

Y5

the end

Y5Asssss

the rear end

Assport

STAMPS

4stamps

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They’ve been Yo Yo wifi dieting all day!

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Thank you Cosian and everyone at mumok.

Some of the above photos have this credit:
Die 3 Ypsilons bei der Eröffnung der Ausstellung / Die 3 Ypsilons at the opening of
COSIMA VON BONIN. HIPPIES USE SIDE DOOR.
DAS JAHR 2014 HAT EIN RAD AB. / THE YEAR 2014 HAS LOST THE PLOT.
3. Oktober 2014 / October 3, 2014, mumok Wien
Foto: mumok/Laurent Ziegler

Not Without My Pug

My not-so-secret pug obsession is running into ovHERdrive. I bought German literature: Nicht ohne meinen Mops, you guessed it: Not Without My Pug. Es ist ein “WG-Roman”; all about the Turbulenzen of sharing a flat. The pug in the book is called “Earl of Cockwood”, and of course belongs to a faggy fag. Coincidence?

Tanja found her dream apartment in downtown Stuttgart. Too bad she can’t afford it by herself and so she’s hosting a casting for flat mates. Tanja decides on Chris, a florist who works at a call centre and Rolf, a mailman who moves in with his pug “Earl of Cockwood”. Tanja is head over heels for these guys. Of course she is the last to know that Chris and Rolf are becoming a couple.

Not Without My Pug

Thanks Zesty.

Getting the Blobby Together

The Tanuki is a real but also mythical & magical animal native to Japan. It is widely depicted with balls (aka the blob) hanging to the floor representing luck with money. We felt it’s the perfect Hotnuts mascot & so here we go with TanukiNuts.
Get your blob did and check out some traditional drawing below.

Hosted by Mary Messhausen
Performance by Thigh Master Slaves at midnight
DJs das hussy and produzentin

The Beavurrr
1192 Queen St. W.
Saturday, Feb 27, 10:30 pm
$5 cover, free in drag or as tanuki

TanukiNuts YAY!

Tanukis: so versatile!
Top scene: Raccoon dogs river fishing (Tanuki no kawagari)
Bottom scene: Raccoon dogs sheltering from evening shower (Tanuki no yûdachi)
Publisher: Kadzusa-ya Iwazô c. 1842 (click for more)

The Magic Begins …

… at home.

When Toffi and I stayed at the Mirage in Las Vegas, we were of course a little sad that we couldn’t experience the magic that is Siegfried & Roy. Guess we came a couple of years too late.

Anyways, we had a great time visiting the Secret Garden of Siegfried & Roy with all the wild animals. In the little shopette by the zoo I found the book “The Magic Begins At Home” by S&R. The style is a good companion to the Michael Jackson auction catalogue.

More pictures after the jump, the full glory is on flickr.

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