Monthly Archives: October 2013

It’s Halloqween!

Join us for the alien invasion at the off-limits Hotnuts Halloqween Area 69. We’re awaiting the rise of an advanced polygender species from the cross-pollination of low hanging spore fog and reproductive dumplings.

Win a trip to the outer rim of Uranus in our best alien life form costume contest
(trip valued at $100)

Performances by Miss Fluffy Souffle & Fay Slift & friends
Hosted by Mary Messhausen
DJs das hussy and Produzentin

Saturday, October 26, 10:30 pm
The Garrison, 1197 Dundas St W @ Ossignton

$8 before 11:30 / $10 after
El Bear Ho and Brend-Ova at the door

This time the outfit toptions are AssTrollogy inspired:
– ShE.T.
– Ferengay
– Xenu Xena
– Crocs Circles

– MySpace Junk
– Lea Delorean
– Men in Black Holes
– Stargape
– Alien Shartifacts
– Captain PrickHard
– Ass Invaders

– Ghost Lusters vs Thrusters
– KD Krang vs KD Kang
– Martina Navratilovalien
– Lunafish

And for all of you who want to go on Troll Wars we have The Triple X Files for you:
– Princess Labia
– Barf Vader
– C3P-HO
– Queen Amidildo
– Pizza The Hutt (or any creature from Space Balls)

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