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Hotnuts Dipping Sauce

Thanks to all of you for coming out to our Hotnuts dipping sauce special edition. Mary Messhausen hosted the contest: plum, creamy garlic and honey mustard never tasted so good on fresh fruits.

Olive Oyl gave a theatre ready performance of “He’s Large” from the movie Popeye. Bluto made an appearance in the form of a six-foot tall dancing penis. Head over to omgblog to watch the video.

The packed dance floor was provided with heavy house beats from Bitz, who was in town from Frankfurt, and myself.

Mary and my outfit by Mary’s new line Silky Sluts.
More pictures after the jump. Even more on flickr.

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Hotnuts Dipping Sauce

Performance by Olive Oyl
Certified Dipping Sauce Contest
Hosted by Mary Messhausen
DJs Bitz and produzentin

Saturday, March 28, 10:30pm
The Beaver, 1192 Queen St. W.

Bitz is finally back from Frankfurt and working the turntables. After 4 weeks of pilates, Mary is slim as a birch. And from what we heard, Olive Oyl has something rather special to dip.

Get ready for the certified dipping sauce contest. We need cute girls & boys with super sensitive taste buds on stage.

Of course, the wonderful El Bear Ho will greet you at the door.
$5 cover, free in drag

Hotnuts Dipping Sauce

Boiling Beppu

Beppu Devil

I vistited Beppu, the hot spring capital of Japan, in 2002. The whole city is basically running on hot steam. Nine of the hot springs are also known as Hells, which offer unlimited tourist fun.

Now today, eons after my visit, I received an e-mail from Beppu, letting me know that the Beppu city administration has installed a webcam. So cute:

We are very pleased to inform you that you can now observe hot springs steam. (…) We hope that you enjoy the scenery of Beppu-Kannawa Onsen, from time to time, through the Live -Camera available 24 hours a day.

Want to go back right now!

Beppu Devil Family Portrait

New Dates

It’s a busy March. Come out & dance with us.

Saturday 14: Sauna
Legion Hall, 201 Niagara St. (Queen & Niagara)
Djing with das hussy. She is also co-organizing the party. Doors at 10pm.

Friday 20: CFMDC fundraiser / Images catalogue launch
401 Richmond (Spadina & Richmond)
Working the decks w/ das hussy

Saturday 21: Closing night party of the Chiasmata show of the Toronto Dance Theatre
80 Winchester Street (Parliament & Carlton)
Djing with Jaime, starting around 9 pm

Saturday 28: Hotnuts, more on that later

New Clips: Mariah & Deichkind

Just catching up on the new music videos that have been released during the last couple of days.

Here’s Mariah’s new clip. Or better The-Dream featuring Mariah in My Love. The intro has Mariah and TD fighting over da dough. Mimi: “You wanna make it about the bills? It’s all about the bills now.”

And there are out takes of the fighting scene, posted my Mariah’s husband. TD: “You with your fake Louis Vuitton belt on. With your fake Gucci shoes on.”

The new Deichkind video is again directed by the brilliant Alex & Liane. This time, they have hired a bunch of male plastic models to lipsync the song Luftbahn (Airway as in We’re driving with the airway through the night). The ├╝bergay models show of their gym bodies later in the clip, using Nutella to write Yes and No on their robo-skin. There are Joe Dallesandro references & super cute animals. WATCH IT.

In very sad news Deichkind’s producer, Sebastian Hackert, responsible for the kids sound, passed away in February. The band has not yet decided if they are going to continue Deichkind.

Earlier: Deichkind – Arbeit Nervt

Paris Fashion Week Today: BW and MMM

My two favourite designers showed in Paris on the same day. Again, both had a stunning catwalk.

I’m such a fan of Jutta Kraus now. She is mostly responsible for the Bernhard Willhelm Women’s collection. And of course, Maison Martin Margiela brought the shoulders. And clouds.

Bernhard Willhelm Women Winter 2009/10

BW

Love this one: Messy

Hot

Dollar Bill: Love it

Pictures by WWD, click for whole collection and showstudio, they have a short video

Maison Martin Margiela Women Winter 2009/10

Just Shoulders

Clouds

Polka Dots

Like Plastic Hair

Photos by Francois Guillott/AFP/Getty Images. More.
Roisin Murphy was there with the always great Diane ASVOF

On -itits

Ok, I thought I would not use this word again, but here we go:

Fotzeritis [vulg.], German
I guess it translates into English as “cuntitis”. Heard it first a couple of years ago from the dearest CvB, also known as the wife of the professorin.

Now recently, I got Annie Leibovitz At Work as a present. On the book jacket there is a quote by Annie that reads:

“The first thing I did with my very first camera was climb Mt.Fuji.”

Sounds like the perfect example of fotzeritis to me.

Reverend Al Sharpton, 1988

Puff Daddy and Kate Moss, 1999

Tony Curtis and Jack Lemmon, 1995

Tweet Me, Mariah

I’ve been on twitter for a little while. And now it’s perfect: Mariah tweets!
What’s even more exciting is that Mimi is recording a new album. I guess it is to early to say but how about a release date before Christmas, latest next spring?

“Just so you don’t think I’m lazy,I did work all nite and its 4am..but I’m “still layin up in bed it’s 3:27″ name THAT tune if u can! Hint B” #

“I am sittin here writing lyrics in the bed waiting for my husband to get home!!!!!(Watching Slumdog- again) and painting my nails..”500hrs” #

“goodmornting! Yep. I was up til like 8am yesterday listening to the new songs w/raerae and Shawn etc and now I gotta sleep all day(cont)
So I can sing tonite again. But I love what I’m doin so yay! Have a great day. No bleakness! Loveyamuch, “your girl” track 10 EOM album: ) “#

“Hey! Just finished 2 songs. Now I get to eat a bleak morsel of “food” and get some sleep! I enjoyed ya’ll profusely today/night. God Bless!” #

Pinocchio Statuette

Pinocchio!
“Pinocchio Statuette
Color resin statuette of Pinocchio talking to Jiminy Cricket perched on his shoe.
16 by 10 by 9.5 inches”

Today, I spent most of my time browsing through the online auction catalogue of the Michael Jackson Neverland sale. One item that tickled my fancy was the Pinocchio Statuette above. I fell in love with it. In a nasty Paul McCarthy kind of way.

For further research, I watched the Living with Michael Jackson documentary from a few years back by that (awful) “journalist”. And what can I see, sitting on one of the tables: Pinocchio!

Here he is: Pinocchio!

Got to have him!

But what I really was looking for was the moment when Michael Jackson goes shopping in Las Vegas. One of the best moments ever captured by TV cameras, minus the stupid “journalist” commentary, who is only asking about the prices. Boring!
Anyway, here it is. Jump to 4:00 minutes, where the fun begins.

“Journalist”: Do you think it is a bit tacky?
Michael Jackson: Tacky, are you silly?

Michael Jackson + Shopping = Magic

MJ Neverland Sale

I felt very tempted to put all pictures from the online auction catalog of the Michael Jackson Neverland auction in this post. There are so many great items to be had, for instance “an electric cart featuring an image of Jackson as Peter Pan on the bonnet and Peter Pan cushions.” I’d love to drive around with that all day. It could be the new tranny Wheel-Trans.

Every piece is a winner. The descriptions read like poetry: “A display of Snow White and the Seven Dwarves in a setting created by the Walt Disney display team. A plaque reads: “Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs Presented to Michael Jackson from the Cast of Walt Disney World”
What to buy first?

Update: Flip through the full catalogue

AmaZINGGGGG
“A robotic Michael Jackson head featured at the climax of his 1988 film Moonwalker, when he transforms into a robot and defeats Joe Pesci’s evil character, Mr Big.” And it still animates!

Honestly, I love every item. Want it. Need it.

Love this portrait of the King of Pop:
The King of Pop
“A portrait of Michael Jackson dressed as a king, oil on canvas, signed and dated 1995 and housed in an elaborate gold frame.”

Guardian: “It’s the sale of the century
via ultrasparky

Hotnuts Ham Hocks

Last night, the M 27s (hailing from Alberta) took the stage at the rammed Beaver and performed a rousing rendition of Beyonce’s Single Ladies. We all freaked out.

Mary was lactating the whole night, although she is only one month pregnant but showing for nine. She was so exhausted after the party, that she’s now vacationing on MILF Island.
I was going for a “burka ewok slut at the circus” look. There were a couple of tranny chasers from Alberta in the house who offered some serious oil money for a little private time. It was a pleasure djing with Jaime. We as in I blew the speakers twice. Doh.

For all your HD needs, the high-res pictures are on flickr with a couple of extra ones.
My dress by Vanessa, my make up by Margot. Yay!

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