xox

hello DN,
what do you think of this one… i´ll try to buy it because it´s sexy and has very little knobs… is it cool? I think it´s *HOT* mostly because of the string-thing and the name… BUSICOM it´s so so so nice!!!

Look here:
http://www.vintagecalculators.com/html/busicom_le-120a___le-120s.html

i should have better phrased: be lovely to all people except the wrong ones. it is up to you who you think to be wrong.
for looking fancy it doesn’t matter if it is a solar calculator or one with batteries. its look is important. good intention to try to find one with true style. pls let me know, when you found the right one.

dear lil’P,
i am glad you like it and it reminds of roedelheim. tonight i am going to a birthday in roedelheim, btw.
xox

there are two possible reasons for your problem:
the first one is that you are using w-lan and some other guy is using your w-lan connection, too. i know a lady, let’s call her miss dr. n, who is surfing via her neighbors internet connection without them knowing. she can do so without any problems, because her neighbors are to stupid to install a password. (i am sure that you are not that stupid but someone just might hack in in your case.) when miss dr n is downloading a complete sabs setlur concert the connection is getting really slow for her neighbors, because it is occupied by miss dr n.
the other possible reason is that you are a busy boy and just have no patience. if so: just relax and enjoy your ultra lite connection. just remember the days of modems. those where really slow!
i have no idea what a morse code service might cost. i can recommend you to built a yoghurt cup phone system, instead. that would be for free.

xox

i modified the lyrics of du liebst mich net, in order to remember the salute to the queen system easier. i hope you like it:

Es könnt´ mich nicht weniger interessieren
ob du inch bist oder yard
ob du foot bist oder league
ob du shackle heisst oder shot
mir geht´s am Arsch vorbei
du Wichser reißt mein Hirn in zwei
Millionen Teile aus Kopfrechnerei
so schwer wie Blei
meine Gedanken kreisen wie`n Adler
immer wieder um die selbe Kacke:
Wie geht das wohl, in metrisch
haben sie an mich gedacht
wie mich das kränkt
ich will doch nix geschenkt.

Chorus
Ein inch sind 2,54 Zentimeter
ein foot sind 12 inch
ein yard sind drei foot
und eine Meile 1,61 Kilometer
ein link sind 2,01 Dezimeter
ein rod 5,03 Meter
ein chain sind 4 rod
und ein furlong, das sind 10 chains.

“[...] it is already great if you are lovely to the right people and fabulous in general.”

But WHO are the RIGHT ppl? Aren´t they all?

“and for the latter a fancy calculator can definetly help. it can even upgrade a decollete [...]”

OK OK I´ll get one – what´s your opinion about the solar powered ones – are they generally recommended for the occasional calculator jeepers … I remember my brother using a very fancy red-disply one where you could stick some strange band into … that was 1980 or so ??? This one had ordinary batteries.

I really want one with true STYLE and not just an ordinary retro or hightech one! I have to do something good to my dekolleté!

K

I’m not happy with my Internet connection at home. I pay $20 for “High-Speed Lite” or “Ultra Lite” or some shit like that, through Rogers (in Canada) but it is so fucking slow. I got a deal back in the day that they no longer offer so it’s hard to get it this cheap anymore. But IT’S SO SLOW, a movie might take three hours to download. All the providers say they offer “high speed” but often it’s not high-speed even though I might end up paying $80 per month. Is there some basic value of international broadband speed standards I can refer to? How do they even measure its value? Say if I wanted a Morse code service, how much would I have to pay for that?

Kevin

being a bit helpless i did some more internet research. all sites which discuss the calculation of salvation of all where related to creepy christian fundamentalists. that’s why i don’t want to write down any urls here. but even none of them thinks that there exists such a thing. thus the answer is: probably no. but why are you looking for salvation. it is already great if you are lovely to the right people and fabulous in general. and for the latter a fancy calculator can definetly help. it can even upgrade a decollete, i daresay.

pandy: i havent forgotten your question and i am still thinking. what about eiche: aren’t you a poet? need help myself!

BUT still coming back to my first question – even when I messed up the order of operations – IS THERE A WAY TO CALCULATE THE SALVATION OF ALL or can we equate machines with happyiness

Anyway… thank you so much for your HELP!
K

that’s a good one. people say right and i extend this theorem to “money does not equal happiness but it implies fun.” here is my proof:
part a: proof of “money does not equal happiness.”
there was this guy named kurt cobain who had tons of money but who commited suicide, i.e. he was not happy. thus the saying “money equals happiness” is wrong, hence the saying “money does not equal happiness.” is correct.
part b: proof of “money implies fun”
assume you have lots of money. than you can buy all the fashion you love, go partying and travel as much as you like. those 3 together yield fun.
q.e.d.
p.s.: the proof of the implication “fashion + partying + travelling => fun” is an easy one. please do it by yourself as homework.