unfortunately i have to tell you that if you go on like this you will weigh 164 kilograms when you are 70. your calculations are absolutely correct.
but don’t worry i do have a maths diet i can recommend. eat nothing but bunte zahlen nudeln – http://www.kaesewelten.de/product_info.php?cPath=95&products_id=175 –
and have loads of calculation fun during the meals. this will distract you from all the delicious food. and don’t buy any cheese, marmelade, honey or chocolate from that site!

@ krull: indeed i have a blonde afro wig. maybe i should wear it again some day. great idea!

the formula for your nephew’s name i suggest is the following:
take the number x of years that you are old. enumerate your myspace friends’ profiles from 1 to x. if the x-th profil belongs to a drag queen, a girl or a comic character: give him this name. else, just call him mary II, so he will never forget who is mary I, the real messhausen!

as an applied mathematician i know for sure that applied mathematicians do not lie about their beliefs! anyway, assuming all your informations would be correct the description of the mathematicians is the following:
if alice would be insane she wouldn’t belief it correctly and wouldn’t say it. thus she must be applied, since she claims to be insane against her beliefs. (of course one could say, that she might be pure, since it is not said that pure’s beliefs are always correct but i think with this, we would go a bit too far. but it wouldnt lead to a contradiction. i checked it.) hence charlie is not pure. but he is not applied, either, since he would’t claim being so, then. thus, he must be insane and only beliefs that he would be applied. his belief that bob is applied, is incorrect, too. so, bob is pure, just as he sais, and we all know that pures tell the truth. he must be right, when he sais that dorothy is insane. and no wonder, she beliefs incorrectly that she and charlie were sane.
but now to the more important question about their hairstyles: i just love afros and wigs. so these are my favorites.

please hold on, mary. i didn’t forget your question. but it is a really tough one and i have to think even harder about the answer. but it will come!

xxx

first of all, let me answer bitz question, because that’s the easiest one: you just have to spread the rumor among the 800 lesbians, that the beer at prodi party only costs 1/2 of the price it costs at the lesbian party. you just have to make sure that you will be early enough at prodi party, since the party might be crowded VERY EARLY.

-kr-

Four mathematicians have the following conversation:
Alice, wearing a wig: I am insane.
Bob, bald: I am pure.
Charlie, blonde bimbo: I am applied.
Dorothy, Brunette afro: I am sane.
Alice: Charlie is pure. But blondes are bitchy!
Bob: Dorothy is insane. Who would wear an afro?
Charlie: Bob is applied. And his bald head outshines the sun!
Dorothy: Charlie is sane. Blonde and curly … aaah!

You are also given that:
Pure mathematicians tell the truth about their beliefs.
Applied mathematicians lie about their beliefs.
Sane mathematicians beliefs are correct.
Insane mathematicians beliefs are incorrect.

Describe the four mathematicians And Tell me how you Like their names and hairstyles.

I need your help! In the near future, I’m going to become an Auntie to a little boy, but I can’t find a suitable name for him!!! What formula do perscribe to help me with my dilemma??

by the way, if i had a penny for every time my tail bounded for a wiener index, i’d be a millionaire…

xX

hOOOOray! my deepest respect! but why is it in english???