15 November 2006 | The Final Nail to the Coffin
I am devastated. This is the end.
As you know, I deserved to win at the Gay Bloggies.
The Best Canadian Blog award is mine. I was at the Rockies, Tim Hortons, the Niagara Falls. I’ve been to Dildo, Newfoundland. I even visited a Sugarshack. How much more Canadian can you be?
Why can the whole interweb vote, when it was already clear that produzentin.com is the winner? I hate democracy. I’m fuming!
Congratulations to the winner, bravehound.com, whose most recent post is about a VERY interesting Nokia headset. He is Borg. Don’t judge.
Thanks to all who voted for me.
This is the end. Basta.







i have thrown my nokia headset in the trash.
ant | 15 November 2006 | 15:37bravehound is a gay nerd!
alex | 15 November 2006 | 17:35scheise
michael | 15 November 2006 | 19:26Hör mal, mach dich nit verrückt. Da bist du doch gar nicht drauf angewiesen, verstehst du was ich meine? Da stehst du doch sowas von drüber, mein liebes Schätzlein. Das ist doch gar keine Konkurrenz für dich, - läscherlisch!
Rick Perfume | 15 November 2006 | 20:41bah, you know you’re better, whats the prize anyways maple syrup, i thought that grew in your backyard already.
p.s. nice sylvia plath pose.
bojana | 15 November 2006 | 21:03Ich sags mal in den Worten Sabrina Seltlurs:
Toffi | 16 November 2006 | 2:52SHIT HAPPENS!! :-(
…aber die Bilder mag ich, schön noch mit den Tabletten so!!!
Toffi | 16 November 2006 | 2:53Boooo! Antisweet! Maybe next time you should get some silkon surgery (http://www.special-trade.de/) to compete with that cheap freek!
manisha | 16 November 2006 | 4:51You play a total different league!
Ohmygod I’m so excited to see a German finally reference Sabrina Setlur! I’m friends with her cousin here in Toronto and he has sheepishly mentioned to me that he has a relative that is (was?) famous only in Germany! Nice to see REAL contemporary German culture in ACTION.
Kevin | 16 November 2006 | 9:50why didn’t you ask for her, earlier. of course, she IS famous in germany, and we all love her. she is from frankfurt, too, and is singing with a frankfurt street slang. not on purpose, but because she doesn’t know any better. and once she had an affair with boris becker and is called sabs, ever since. just like bobs.
Nancy | 16 November 2006 | 10:08don’t hesitate to ask for more information.
who is that cousin?!? i want to meet him NOW!!!!
oliver | 16 November 2006 | 10:13Pics please! :-)
Toffi | 16 November 2006 | 10:53ur the diva of our hearts. that is important.
peter | 16 November 2006 | 12:19thank you all so much. your love is appreciated in my darkest hour.
mariah would say: there is always a rainbow at the end of every rain.
regarding sabs setlur. my favourite german rhyme is by her producers, who released an album before sabs, where she is featured on. Anyway, the album opens with the classic lines:
produzentin | 16 November 2006 | 12:36wir kommen aus rödelheim
steck deinen dödel ein
bitches
Alexander | 16 November 2006 | 17:00well, rhimewise setlur didn’t really manage to improve her abilities since then.
peter | 16 November 2006 | 17:27I know you didn’t win the bloggies, but you won my heart with these amazing head in the oven shots! You’re always hot, but now you’re fresh out of the oven hot. WORK!!!
Margot | 16 November 2006 | 23:07@prodi: it is a bit spooky that you mention that rhyme, because whenever i sit in the train and next stop rödelheim is announced, this rhyme comes to my mind. i feel caught out…
Nancy | 17 November 2006 | 2:57@peter: this rhyme is from rhp not from sabs. your argument doesnt work.
@kevin: there is also a post about a great video of sabs at prodi. just search for “sabrina sabs baby”.
sorry for my ignorance. but if it was hers i’d still be right;-)
peter | 17 November 2006 | 3:03i know someone who wants to meet that sabs cousin too !!!!!!!!!!!
bobby | 17 November 2006 | 5:54forget about them gay bloggies create your own award !!!!
bobby | 17 November 2006 | 5:56Get your head out of the oven, now that your curls are straightened, my love, no one is ever gonna steal your thunder.
Tilda | 17 November 2006 | 12:03Aber bringt doch schön was ein, mit Selbstmord drohen. So hat man sich das mit 9 oder 11 immer vorgestellt. Ja, jetzt heulen alle! Bißchen spät.
Rick Perfume | 17 November 2006 | 21:10noch schön in der tiefsten verzweiflung … chapeau ma chère
adamo | 21 November 2006 | 13:16Yeah I second the motion that you should create your own online awards. It would certainly attract attention to your site, you can give away cool prizes AND you could easily ensure that you’d win!
Also, could ‘dödel’ translate as ‘doodle’?
Kevin | 23 November 2006 | 10:30yes, I think ‘doodle’ is a good fit for dödel.
produzentin | 23 November 2006 | 11:59Kevin, please introduce me to Sabs’ cousin soon, I want my picture taken with HIM. I bet he’s cute. Maybe he is into doodleling. Doodle awards.
I’m not even Canadian. I’m a gay American nerd. How wrong is that? I shall gladly hand over my award of a free gay porn membership to you. Porn is the new currency.
bravehound | 3 January 2007 | 9:20