24 September 2006 | The Tiny Pony and Me (tiny)
On my trip to Dildo I saw this turbo cute pony eating away its lunch on a front yard. I wanted to get my picture with the little bugger immediately. My stylists rang the doorbell of the owners. Sure enough they happily agreed to the quick photo shoot.
Now, back in Toronto, I’m a bit sad because I forgot the name of my tiny friend.

Friendly. Always eating. Just like me.

Surprised. The pony wanted to bite my hand.
It made very sudden head movements. I had to be extremely careful.

Happy. Hugging the pony. What a catch.

Angry. I had to wash my shoes off of the pony excrements.
Earlier:
At the Dildo Interpretation Centre
One Day in Dildo
On the Discovery Trail





tiiiiiny little thing. the name was timmy, i think?
pandy | 24 September 2006 | 20:01tiiiiiiiny little timmy!
ant | 24 September 2006 | 22:29where does he get his hair did??
es sieht so lustig aus, dass der süße klein timmy die ganze zeit während dem shooting unbeeindruckt weiterfrisst und dich gar nicht beachtet. toll! er wollte dich bestimmt nicht aus gemeinheit in die hand beissen, sondern nur mal kosten.
xxx
Nancy | 25 September 2006 | 4:52nancy
Produsentin should meet all animals on earth!
Ruby | 25 September 2006 | 13:05Who dressed up that pony to look like you?
Just kidding. Seriously though, tie him up to a fucking velvet carriage and run him into the ground going from event to event making grand entrances wearing tiny little golden booties and a pony-tail knotted on the side.
SugarShack is coming up, non?
kyle | 26 October 2006 | 17:00Kyle, I am so happy you finally figured the comments out.
produzentin | 26 October 2006 | 17:52Come with me on my Timmy ride. Please. We’re going to have a blast. Isn’t he a bit of a ginger, too?
xoxo,
i think the pony’s name was boner….like mike seaver’s friend on growing pains.
you wanted to ride your little boner all day but he kept biting your tits.
Lisa | 22 December 2006 | 20:12