Finally, A Dirty Shame

Ursula Udders Live!My New Apostle Look!

Vor ein paar Wochen habe ich glücklicherweise die US-DVD von A Dirty Shame von Toffi geschenkt bekommen. Die nächsten Tage waren gerettet. Meine Lieblingsfiguren sind Tracey Ullmann und ihre Tochter Caprice (Selma Blair), die sich für ihre freizügigen Tanzauftritte Ursula Udders nennt. Ein herrlicher Name. Sylvia Stickles (Tracey) bewegt sich zwischen den Fronten, Neuter vs. Sex Addict. Sehr schön sind die Szenen, in denen sich beide unterhalten. Und es gibt noch viel mehr wunderbare Dialoge:

Syliva: You were convicted of indecent exposure for the third time.
Ursula: I was promoting the art of dance!
Sylia: With nude loitering?! Nude and disorderly conduct? Nude drunken driving?
Ursula: I was not drunk, I was on pills.
Sylvia: Something is the matter with you, Caprice.
Ursula: You are such a Neuter, mother. And Neuters will never understand.
Sylvia: Something is the matter with your vagina.

Später (Bild rechts)…

Sylvia: I’m so sorry, I spoke so harshly about your vagina this morning.
Ursula: Where did you get that outfit?
Sylivia: Oh, you like it? It’s my new apostle look.

What’s funch, honey?
Fucking after lunch.

Sploshing
is the erotic urge to dump food in your private area.

Wow, a tranny bear.

Tonight a woman in my cab tried to grab my nutsack.

Admit to god – you are a whore. Make a list of all the people you’ve fucked and apologize to their parents.

Teenagers everywhere – come on – join the Neuter resistance!

I used to defecate in public restrooms … and never flush the toilet. But my life of turd abuse didn’t stop there. I started doing "upper deckers", shitting in the top tank of the toilet, where no one would ever look to find the odor.

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