Join Us at the Hotnuts Open Barn

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Join us at the Hotnuts Farm for total Pride oinkstasy – our barn doors are wide open! AVAN LAVA from NYC are gonna plow through our weed fields and tear up the Hotnuts stage! We saw them at the Stargayzer Festival in Austin last year and immediately knew we had to bring them to Toronto.

Saturday, June 27, 10:30pm to 4am
The Garrison, 1197 Dundas St W. @ Ossignton

Hosted by Mary Messhausen with Buzz Huneedew and Peg
DJs Produzentin, Das Hussy and Jeremy Glenn
$12 limited pre-sale tickets – $15 at door

Sow, get your outfit ready because the best things in life are gluten freaky at Hotnuts Open Barn! Here are some dress up toptions to get the early turd:

* Shitland Pony
* Free-range cluck-buddy
* Bull and Moolinda Gates (The Power Cowple)

* Oven fresh in-bread
* Wigs in a blanket
* Whole weed

* Chia LaBouef (whoreganic)
* Amy Swinehouse
* Heiffer Locklear

* GMOprah
* Crop top
* Tofurkey hole
* Molly had a little lamb

All species and LGBTTIQQ2S are welcome to join the Open Barn multiverse.

About AVAN LAVA
AVAN LAVA have staked their claim as one of New York’s most vibrant pop acts—a kind of natural bridge between late night club culture and kaleidoscopic pop theatricality. In doing so, the trio of Ian Pai (producer/drummer), Le Chev (producer/keyboard/guitar) and TC Milan (vocals) have earned a fervent fanbase and managed to bring their raucous live show to points all over the globe.

The band’s current EP — Make It Real — (released in March via Atlas Chair Records) serves as a euphoric pop blueprint for their increasingly dynamic live show: a communal party experience characterized by nonstop dancing, the occasional blast of confetti, and a profound sense of joy.

Join Us At The Sculpture Garden

Spring is just around the corner of a sexy rock bottom! Bust out your most gargoylian statue look and spend the night prancing around in the Hotnuts Sculpture Garden.

We’re very happy and excited to have our dear friend V Δ N E S S Δ taking over the stage. The front woman of the band LIONESS is going solo now & will be performing songs of her soon to be released debut EP.

Performance by V Δ N E S S Δ
Hosted by Mary Messhausen
With Buzz Huneedew and Peg
DJs Produzentin and Das Hussy

Saturday, March 28, 10:30pm to 4:30am
The Garrison
1197 Dundas St W. @ Ossignton
$10 at the door

Here are a some marbleous sculpture toptions:
*** Michelangehole
*** 50 Shades of Greyson Perry
*** Penis de Milo

*** Lana del Clay
*** Labronze James
*** Lance Brass

*** Sphinxter
*** Jeff Poons
*** Stone Minge

*** Maresin Carey
*** 3D Plinther
*** Bust a Rhymes
*** Nam Junebug Paik

Prepare to get carved in stone(d).

Sculpture Garden

Happy Valentine’s Day

Happy Valentine's Day ???? xoxo #honey #valentine #joy #pink #overme #vd #sweetmilk

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Mary squirted me and has a behind the scenes shot:

behind the peen #gotmilk'd #watermelon

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