Join Us At The Sculpture Garden

Spring is just around the corner of a sexy rock bottom! Bust out your most gargoylian statue look and spend the night prancing around in the Hotnuts Sculpture Garden.

We’re very happy and excited to have our dear friend V Δ N E S S Δ taking over the stage. The front woman of the band LIONESS is going solo now & will be performing songs of her soon to be released debut EP.

Performance by V Δ N E S S Δ
Hosted by Mary Messhausen
With Buzz Huneedew and Peg
DJs Produzentin and Das Hussy

Saturday, March 28, 10:30pm to 4:30am
The Garrison
1197 Dundas St W. @ Ossignton
$10 at the door

Here are a some marbleous sculpture toptions:
*** Michelangehole
*** 50 Shades of Greyson Perry
*** Penis de Milo

*** Lana del Clay
*** Labronze James
*** Lance Brass

*** Sphinxter
*** Jeff Poons
*** Stone Minge

*** Maresin Carey
*** 3D Plinther
*** Bust a Rhymes
*** Nam Junebug Paik

Prepare to get carved in stone(d).

Sculpture Garden

Happy Valentine’s Day

Happy Valentine's Day ???? xoxo #honey #valentine #joy #pink #overme #vd #sweetmilk

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Mary squirted me and has a behind the scenes shot:

behind the peen #gotmilk'd #watermelon

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